2007 Darwin Award Winner Announced
January 10, 08 by davidIt’s official! The winner of the 2007 Darwin award has been announced.
THE ENEMA WITHIN (Confirmed True by Darwin)
May 2004, Texas | Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary
alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor… well,
rectally. His wife said he was “addicted to enemas” and often
used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation.
And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party.Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces,
right up the old address!When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or
pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed
out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be
absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself.
Toxicology reports measured his blood alcohol level as 0.47%.In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove
himself from the gene pool via an “astounding misapplication
of judgment.” Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be
described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said
they were surprised to learn of the incident.
