Review - Jumper
February 24, 08 by david
This movie was another one of those movies that sold me from the trailer. I think it was when I saw Beowulf that the trailer for Jumper came on and I got it in my head that I really wanted to see the movie. Shame on me! However, before I actually made the final decision to go see it, I took a quick look at Yahoo! Movies, predominantly to get the movie times, but I couldn’t help but see what the critics and the Yahoo! users had to say about it. The critics gave it a C-, while the Yahoo! users gave it a B-. I paused a minute and had the thought that I should just save my money and stay home. Alas, the trailer got the best of my better sense and I decided to go see it anyway.
Sadly, I should have listened to my hesitation. This movie pretty much sucked all the way around. The plot was ridiculous. The special effects weren’t very special. The acting was mediocre. Put it this way, it was so bad that even my nine year old son thought it was bad. That is a pretty good indication of how bad this movie was.
In my opinion, the movie was so bad that I am not even going to waste any more energy trying to give any more detail on why this movie was so bad. Personally, I recommend waiting until this movie hits regular television to watch it. Well… actually, I wouldn’t recommend even wasting the time. Some times, things are better left alone and this stinker is one of them.
That’s all I got to say ’bout that.
